Fear Town – FULL CONTACT Review !
I know that I put up my 2017 Haunt review last week and we thought we were really done with Haunts for the Season and we announced LIVE on The Grove Show, that were we going back to Fear Town in Seekonk, MA and check out Fear Town Full Contact !
What is Full Contact? Well this time around for one weekend , only they can actually touch you and put you into more extreme situations then normally during the Haunt season ! SO myself along with Jessica, Alyssa, Devin, Jeremy & Luko , drove on down and picked the 8 PM time slot ! The tickets cost $30 and we had no clue what was going to happen. We didn’t read a review , we didn’t know too much about what goes on ! Once we got there, the nice woman told us where to go to sign the waiver and get in line and told us at the end if we wanted Wet Naps and get a free gift go to the gift shop when we got out. So Luko & I looked at each other and said, ” Why the hell do we need WET NAPS ” We will get to that later ! * SPOILER TIME * This will be a full in-depth review , room by room complete spoiler review! if you do not want to read this, then check something else out, IF you do not plan on ever going or went or just want to check out what we went thru, by all means keep reading ! Also there maybe some bad words for you little guys , like I said full complete review of this HAUNT ! THERE IS A VIDEO DOWN BELOW OF A REVIEW OF THIS HAUNT THAT I RECORDED THAT LITTLE KIDS AND THE EASILY OFFENDED SHOULD NOT WATCH ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!
It does say under 18 not recommended and at every stop before going in were asking us are you sure and we kept saying yes we are sure ! So we Sign the waiver , head to the line and wait until we are put into one of the group areas before going in, I also love the pacing of groups because they make sure that you really do not bump into other groups. We did get to watch a fat man with a smiley face on his stomach roam around and jiggle a bit , go away and come back to torment people again . Honestly at first I didn’t know if this was going to be lame and boring or too extreme for the kids and what not. On Thursday when I told Devin & Jeremy we were going to this haunt, Devin was like, ok cool. Jeremy on the other hand didn’t really want anything to do with it ! He wanted to go to my parent’s house, but was like sorry buddy tickets bought, no refunds ! I said time to be a teen, not a baby anymore ! Maybe a bad parental choice, but I always say, try it once, if you don’t like it, by all means don’t do it again ! Now back to the story ! Also some of this STORY maybe out of sequence as I remember things !
When it was time for us to go on, a guy comes grabbing our heads, sniffing us , going to each of us in our group ! Guess who was picked to go off with the actor? Hopefully you guessed Jeremy! He was the winner! So it was a couple of minutes before they let us go in ! Once we found him, well we couldn’t help but laugh ! They had him laying down in a Guillotine ready to have his head chopped off ! The guy made us count down, pulled the rope ! Slam down came the blade, but obviously they don’t really kill you, well at least we think that ! So Jeremy gets off the table and guy said, now go get your pizza kid ! We were off ! Chains banging around and we turn a corner and stopped by this lady all creeped out and her side kick! First trying to get Alyssa on the table , then Jeremy and then got some other woman since those 2 chickened out ! One of the ladies happened to has a brush with something on it that was very wet and brushed it on everyone’s face and lips ! We were all up against the wall and told not to move ! So the lady is doing more stuff to the chick on the table and eventually the lady screams ” Get The F*** Outta My Room ” As we rush out of there we get to the next room where we are stopped and this lady is smothering our faces with dirty wet laundry, but my glasses flew off and stopped what we were doing for a couple of minutes as we turned the flashlights on our cellphones off and found them lol Once we found them , I guess they like to say F*** a lot because well screaming ” Get the F*** out ! ” SO we go down to another room and told to stop and get on our knees in front of the table with food on it ! They forced us down on our knees again making us get our face closer and closer to the rotten food and it smelled pretty bad, we almost threw up , some of us were gaging on the smell !
After being allowed to get up we walk thru some hallways and get to our next area, which was pretty messed up, hysterical, but at the same time ! They asked someone raise their hands if they are the evil ones, people pointed at me , but I got picked and I ended up having to do push ups, they said drop and give me 10, I ended up doing like 20 lol we lost count, but they made everybody chant “WHIMP” at me lol I eventually stopped then got told to go in the coffin that was standing up and face the wall ! Jessica got put in a hole and told to sit. Devin was told to do push ups next and some how got out of it, when Alyssa was told to go in the whole and they forgot about Devin . It got very Chaotic and a bunch of us got separated as they mad people go different ways. When I got out of there, I found Devin, Alyssa and Jessica. Luko met up with us and Jeremy was no where to be found. Evidently after we left, Jeremy got put in the coffin and forgotten about for 5-10 minutes. We found him as he caught up with us after awhile. We walked around for awhile and what I remember next was us was going to the garage and Jeremy was there with us . We were forced into a mini van and there was about 10 of us in the back seat of the mini van ! As they Told us To get the **** in the van and hurry up , Jessica said it stinks back here, they told her to close her legs then ! lol After messing with us for awhile they had us get out and head out and were stopped up against some barrels then eventually told to go and then put into a car/van of some sort that was tipped on its side ! They locked us in it and shook it and banged on it with weapons, baseball bats and what ever else they were doing ! Jeremy of course was behind me blowing farts stinking the damn place up hahaha
After we got out of there we ending up at a church and again I seem to be the one to pick on, so they brought me to the front of them and I gotta say this part was my favorite and gave me a big head ! I wont let everybody live this down! The Satanic crew made me leader of this dreadful cast of misfits ! They made them bow before me and made them repeat that I was their leader and would obey me, they painted a black upside down cross on my forehead, like I said it gave me a big head and I played into it very well ! I said to all of them ” bow mother f****** ” that’s right bitches ” The guy said can you lead them right into hell ! I said yes ! They said follow your leader and I said” follow me mother *******” AS we marched on we came to the new room which was another one of my favorites ! an Irish Cop brings us in , gets one of the girls that we didn’t know in our group , she was a straggler and got separated from her group ! He had her sit in a chair gave her a lie detector test because he had heard about complaints about our group and asked a couple of questions . He said the complaint was that we ****** Clowns and kept calling us Clown *******! So the girl failed the test and said now get out of here ya clown f****** in an Irish accent ! we were dying laughing . By this point I started to really get way into this as of course I was dubbed the leader and I’m strutting like a peacock ! We get to the next area where we are being held because we were catching up to the group in front of us , so while we are being held and that actor gets rid of the other group and comes back to us hearing me swearing says I heard you say that , I said what the bad words, I said the F Word? she says yes . I said well we are clown F****** and IM the leader, she says to the group your leader is a jerk lol So it was our time to move on . Now I think I’m not going to be in order in what happens, but well just go with it and maybe it flows, maybe it doesn’t !
In my mind I remember going to this house and the crazy cat lady stops us and starts pouring stuff down my back and of course goes right down my ass crack, once she got everybody, then started saying now you got fleas, as she starts throwing white stuff at us too haha . She tells us to go in and of course pick on Josh time ! The cat people tell me to hop on the table, I said well is this table going to hold me because I’m fat, they said ” GET ON THE TABLE ” Now they proceed to paint me up like a pretty kitty so once they say pretty kitty, I meow then they make me get on my knees and crawl like a kitty ! I get to the hallway and get up and as we walk out we are stopped by the pig people ! They put Luko in a corner get him on his knees screaming at him to sing a song, I shout out sing the alphabet because in other spots we had to sing the alphabet before hahaha He stopped and told him to keep singing, he didn’t know any songs, but they kept making us kiss a pig head that had gunk on it, I guess lip balm ! then we got out of there and made it to where there was these ladies and had us pick thru garbage to look for a birthday present and obviously there wasn’t, but dumped trash on top of us while doing so and the woman handed me one of those birthday blow things that extend out when you blow and I did and they kept saying I was worse then a HOBO , I maybe off here and this could of happened at a later time , I remember getting put in a tunnel which came back around to the same spot, then to the pother tunnel that led us out , but I remember getting separated put against a wall, Jessica singing abc’s . Then afterwards as we were walking to the next place we were greeted by crazy lady and the doctor grabbed me and that’s how we ended up separated and finding Jessica being tortured to sing her ABC’s . After this we all ended up in a circle on our knees then proceeded to get bags on our heads one by one and then grabbed and moved to where we had to grab a rope and follow it and they were watching if you took your bag off your head as they would scream at you ” Put your ******* Bag back on your head ” I remember after the bags came off we found the rabbit people and we got tied up in a group and tormented us a bit and took people from the group to go ahead and then we finally made it through ! Don’t worry this isn’t the end just yet !
The next thing I can remember was getting towards the end with the finale with Clowns ! I know right before Jeremy ended up with Duck Tape on his mouth & eyes which was hilarious ! So he had to hold onto to me ! as we walked to the clowns and saw a clown , one of them had an air horn and blew that thing right in Jeremy’s ear! He was terrified because he couldn’t talk or see , now another clown stops us ! They took Jeremy made Alyssa go with him, Jeremy had to hold on to her until they caught up with Devin and then Alyssa ditched Jeremy . I was held and had to scare someone to be able to move on ! So he nodded when I had to jump out and did, but the people didn’t jump lol He said Like the effort and said I could go ! I actually tried to catch up but couldn’t , see now its a maze of chain linked fence and clowns all over the place, not your friendly circus clown either, IM talking clowns cornering you, breathing down your neck, I’m talking ones holding chainsaws, but here’s the kicker with the chainsaws, they are actually touching you with the chainsaws ! Rubbing your legs, arms, in-between your legs, you get the idea ! Now we get to the end, I can see the exit and there is a clown, he does crazy stuff to people , ropes around them, walks you like a dog and pout the exit in front of people kind of humiliating stuff at the end ! Here I come ! In a creepy high pitched clown voice he says ” Chainsaw’s? Want more chainsaws ! I said sure as I shrugged my shoulders ! rope around me and basically drags me and I’m sprint walking to the chainsaw clown and I basically get molested by a chainsaw ! Drags me back and brings me out ! Jeremy was a good sport hanging out with the duck tape still on him and I did what the best dad in the world could do ! What’s that you ask? I ripped it off hahahaha
Eventually one by one we all came out covered in filth and at the end of the day and as you can see form the pictures in this post ! We had a blast ! We paid to get humiliated, tortured and had a fun time !
If you were spoiled or offended , you were warned ahead of time ! Folks its Halloween and I know some you people read this ! This wasn’t the post for you , the video review actually swears and is a bit more dirty then this review HERE ! So if reading offended you, please don’t watch the video !
Now my final thoughts on this on this haunt?
This year and possibly out of all the HUNATS I’ve been to in my life ! This is by far the best one I’ve ever stepped into hands down! If you read my review during the Haunt Season, its totally different experience from Full Contact ! I like both, but Full Contact version is the BEST ! I suggest you try both and see for yourself, but I haven’t been to any haunt that did this much to you. Plus after looking at my watch , we were inside that HAUNT for just about 90 minutes ! Eastern States Penn in Philly didn’t even do this to us ! PENHURST ASYLUM didn’t even go this far ! This is like a step down from BLACKOUT NYC from what I’ve read ! IM still pumped and hyped about this Haunt, if the kids were not with me, I would have got another ticket and went through it again right then and there , it was that good !!! There is nothing sexual going on in this HAUNT , but they say under 18 not recommended , I know all kids are different and I took my kids and they did fine ! Jeremy is a bit upset at what they did to him, but that’s because he couldn’t control his situation , but he handled it much better then anybody thought and he had fun, even though he wont admit it because he was laughing while in the GUILOTINE ! THIS HAUNT GETS 5 SKULLS ! Its going on the list for next year for sure !!!
NOW BELOW IS THE VIDEO REVIEW! I am warning you now ! If you get offended by bad words and bad language , please do not watch this ! Watching this and complaining about the language will get you no where after being warned ! I know we usually do not put out this type of material, but its HALLOWEEN stuff and its an extreme night ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!
